29 mars 2008

Lördagskul: Penisförstorarsskräppostrubriker

Spam är ett helvete, det vet alla. Men om man ska försöka se något positivt med det så får man faktiskt berömma vissa av spammarna för sina kreativa försöka att få vår uppmärksamhet. Får man mycket spam kan man ofta se trender i utskicken, och för några månader sedan märkte jag ett uppsving i brev som försöker sälja penisförstoring med fantasifulla rubriker. Dom är faktiskt riktigt underhållande att läsa:

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  • Reach areas you could never reach before with your new huge p3nis.
  • She will want to have these nights 4ever!
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  • Incredible Irresistable Insatiable ROCK HARD ALL DAY LONG
  • Never hear any more complaints about your small w33ner
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  • Your girlfriend can't wait for night to fall once you have this.
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  • Watch the lust in her eyes when you whip out your 9 inch monster
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  • She will lick yours like a sugared lollipop.
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  • She will start screaming in pleasure from now on!
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Där hör du! Om doktorerna godkänt medlet och tom rekommenderar det så bara måste det ju vara bra!

:-D

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2 kommentarer:

El_Pedro sa...

heheh fan va bra ide´ att sammanställa detta :)

min favorit är inte med dock:

"size DOES matter"

det läste jag i ett spammail för nått år sedan och då är det väl så helt enkelt ;)

större penis,penisförstoring sa...

Spam är verkligen ett helvete. Ifall du vill sluta få spam mail så rekommenderar jag dig starkt till att byta e-post till GMail. Deras spamfilter äger! Detta var den senaste länken jag fick i min mail större penis och penisförstoring. Spam!